Issue #1 - September 30, 2024
JOE ROGAN IS MY FATHER??
Uhhh h-h-hi? Is this thing on? I'm using the dictation feature on my new iPhone 16 Pro! Oh yeah! Uh! Yeah I see it going!
ISSUE #1 OF MY BEPIC BLOG SO MUCH HAS GONE ON GUYSS!
Alright, so like... this story's wild, brace yourself this gets #BEPIC.
It all started when I saw this guy, you know, the one whose name I can never seem to remember... BUT I know his father has an island he's some sort of business guy (loser), so perfect for my BEPICBLOGs.com post! I try reaching him but he's always wwhispering! what a weird guy! I keep following him and following him and following him! He just runs and runs no interest for good jornoulism, people these daysss ughhhh. MUM I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING CAN'T YOU WAIT? Sorry guys! I hope that didn't get picked up...
Anyways so the last time I try keep up guess what... HE KILLS ME!! LIKE WHAT THE HELL?? Isn't the camera man meant to not die... This is not fair whatsoever... FUCK THIS GUY! and guess what... HE STOLE MY SKIN!!! MY SKIN!!! UGGHHHHHHHH... After a trip to the hospital I had to exact my plan.
This time I see him with his buddy (this is important) and his buddy well he keeps running with him. Earlier that day I met these 2 #gangsters and they offered to help gunt them down with me and we chased them for ages. I was so strong and coragues mgghhhh~
They both split up and I got the guy who killed me. I cornered him on a bridge (little did he know my muscles weren't working) and he jumped off to his demise... Dead there he lie... I was so sad... I had to take a pic for my blog!!
But before I could get a good picture JOE ROGAN comes in like what the fuck?? ON A BIKE??? RUNNING ME OVER?? I was so strong I stopped the bike with my pinky and said nuh uhh
We talked because we are best friends for about maybe 3 hours and it was revealed HE IS MY FATHER?? HE ASKED ABOUT MY MOTHER THEN REVELEAED THIS?? WHAT THE FUCK???
he then tried to sell kitchen appliances.. what a bum...
TUNE IN AGAIN FOR ANOTHER #BEPIC BLOG! THIS HAS BEEN UR BESTEST EVER PERSON IN THE WORLD ESHWARD LONGSWORD SIGNING OUT!